Ya know that PMS buddy website...
Guys use it to know when it's a code red or not for their girlfriends, wives, etc.
Well I think I've found a similar method to track my counter- male's mood cycle.

It's an app called baseball fan. I can keep track of the game score. Ha. If the Mets lose, I just won't go home.


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Dwarfing the world... with your grey hair...
You make me wanna wedge myself between the pages of Wilde.

Your compliments... took me so off,
that I forgot seconds later...
what words they were made of.

And I think you liked... playing teacher I...
think you liked it.

So how did we make you feel...
all the girls and I?
Like a second or second-hand?
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